Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he
said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.
Student B: What did he say?
Student A: He told me to leave college.
Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's
something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up
every morning. What is it, Tom?
Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me up every
morning.
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher,
Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a
football match in my dream." "Why did it make you late?" inquired
the teacher. "Because neither team could win the game, so
it lasted a long time," replied Mike.
Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises,
surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On
the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework
instead.
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the
other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out, but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is
beside the swallow.
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