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Essay

Teacher had set his class an essay "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play"..

作文

老师给学生出了作文题：“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙·斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了，他在作文上写道：“下雨，比赛中止。”

　　　　　　　　　
Columbus' Telephone Number

Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?
　　Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus' telephone number!

哥伦布的电话号码

小玛丽：我在历史书中发现，克里斯托弗·哥伦布这个名字后面老是有(1451-1560)这几个数字。老师，请您给解释一下好吗？
小罗斯：老师，我能告诉她。那是哥伦布的电话号码！

　　　　　　　　　
4-4=?

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.
　　 The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?"
　　 "The hole." Replied Peter.

四减四等于几?

一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？” 彼得张口结舌答不上来。
老师生气地说：“真笨！比如我给你衣袋里装进4个硬币，可你衣袋上有个窟窿，硬币全从这里漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么?” “还剩下个窟窿。” 彼得答道。

　　　　　　　　　
The Plural Form of "Child"

Teacher: What is the plural of Man, Tom?
　　 Tom: Men.
　　 Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
　　 Tom: Twins.

“孩子”的复数形式

老师：汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么？
汤姆：男人们。
老师：答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢？
汤姆：双胞胎。

　　　　　　　　　
My Sister's Fingers

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time.
　　 Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
　　 Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
　　 Kevin: Oh, they weren't mine. I told my little sister to hold the nail.

我妹妹的手指头

老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了？
凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀？
凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头。我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。