The Thinker

Two children were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled "The Thinker".
　　"What do you suppose he's thinking about?" said one.
　　To which the other replied, "I should imagine he's thinking about where he put his clothes!"

　　　　　　　

One Phone

When I was a telephone solicitor, one call I made was answered by a little girl.
　　 "Hello," I greeted her, "Can I speak to your parents?"
　　 "You can only talk to one of them," she said. "We only have one phone."

To Find a New Doctor

The physician I work for often plays games with some of his young patients to test their knowledge of body parts. One day, while pointing to a boy's ear, the doctor asked, "Is this your nose?" Immediately the child turned to his mother and said, "I think we'd better find a new doctor!"

　　　　　　　　　
A Crib in the Stomach

When my sister-in-law Mary was expecting her second child, her young son Brian would sometimes touch his mother's tummy to feel the baby move.
　　One day, while touching her stomach and not feeling anything, he asked, "How come the baby isn't moving?"
　　Replied his mother, "The baby's sleeping."
　　Brian thought for a moment and then said, "You mean you got a crib in there too?"

　　　　　　　　　
To Obey Orders

My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high-school basketball team. During a game, he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instructions. "You go after number twenty-one, Tony," he said, "and follow him wherever he goes. Don't let him get away from you!" A few minutes later my husband saw only four of his players on the court.There was Tony, guarding 21, who had been left from the game and was sitting on the bench.