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We Left Nothing

Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She
locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman
on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING." 　　
　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
"THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"

我们什么也没留下

布朗太太要外出一天。她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：“家里没人，请不要留下任何东西！” 她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：“谢谢！我们什么也没留下！”

　　　　　　　

Goethe's Tolerance

Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never
make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

歌德的容忍

一次，歌德正在魏玛一个公园的一条狭窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇见一个对他怀有敌意的评论家。两人都停了下来，彼此相互对视。接着评论家说道：“我从来不给傻瓜让路。” “可我给。”说完歌德退到了一边。

Where It Should Be Plugged?

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old.
　　One day, she took a plug and said to her son, "
Look, there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully.
　　"Plug in nose," is the answer.

插在何处？

一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天，她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢？”母亲期待着儿子的回答。 “插在鼻子里！”儿子回答说。

　　　　　　　　　
I Understand Him

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full. "Mump umn kmpfhm," was all I heard.
　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying."
　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly.
　　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
　　"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.

我懂他的话

在饭店吃饭的时候，我申斥我4岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物在说话。“呜、嘿、呢”，我听到的就是这些。 “祖，”我责备道，“没人明白你在说什么　。” “他说他要一些番茄酱，”我丈夫平静地说。坐在旁边的一位妇女靠过来问道：“你究竟如何明白他的话呢　？” “我是牙医。”我丈夫解释道。

　　　　　　　　　
Cat and Mice

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
　　" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
　　"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."
　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

猫和老鼠

布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。 “盒子里装的是什么　？”朋友问道。 “一只小猫，” 布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。” “可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。 “小猫也是假想的。” 布朗夫人小声说道。