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　　　　　The Composition Class　

The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on " the most beautiful thing I ever saw." The student who, of all the members of the class seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishing speed. It was short and to the point. He had written: "The most beautiful thing I ever saw was too beautiful for words."

　　 作文课

　　在作文课上，学生们被布置写一篇题为"我所见到过的最美的东西"的文章。在整个班级中看起来对美最不敏感的那个学生用令人吃惊的速度第一个交了卷。这篇作文短而扼要。他写道："我所见到过的最美的东西美得无法用语言来表达。"

　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　 Beer

The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: " Gentlemen, order!" The entire class yelled: " Beer!"

　　　
　　　　啤酒

　　教授敲打着桌子喊道：“诸位，请安静！” 全班大声喊：“啤酒！” [注]order 一词可作"安静"解，也可作"点菜，点饮料"解。

　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　 Say Sir

Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow?
　　New boy: Erbert Arris.
　　Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite.
　　New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris.

　　
　　　要叫先生

老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什么名字？
新生：我叫赫博特·阿瑞斯。
老师：请你跟老师说话时叫先生，这样比较有礼貌。
新生：（带歉意地）我叫赫博特·阿瑞斯先生。

　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　 An Abstract Noun

Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane?
　　Jane: I don't know, madam.
　　Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example.
　　Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.

　　
　　　抽象名词

老师：珍妮，什么叫抽象名词？
珍妮：我不知道，老师。
老师：什么，你不知道！抽象名词就是能想象但是不能摸到的东西的名称。好，给我举一个例子。
珍妮：一把烧得通红的拨火棍，老师。

　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　I Am My Father

One day little Tom didn't want to go to school and telephoned the teacher pretended to be his father and said, "Hello. Is that the teacher speaking? My little Tom caught cold today and he can't go to school. He asked me to ask you for a day's leave."
　　The teacher at the other end of the telephone asked, "Who is that speaking?"
　　 "It's my father, sir." answered Tom.

　　
　　　我是我爸爸

　　一天，汤姆不想去上学，就装成爸爸的声调给老师打电话。他说："喂，你好，你是老师吧？我的小汤姆感冒了，不能去上学，他让我向您请一天假。" 老师问道："您是谁？" 汤姆回答道："是我爸爸，先生。"